Excuse me ma'am, but...

Do you ever get those cravings to do something totally immature? Take for example: Chugging a half gallon of Vanilla flavored soy milk and spinning in circles until you throw up? Yeah, last weekend was definitely the high light of my life. Anyways, my day has been full of those. During yearbook today, I threatened to push a chair into someone, just because they were invading my personal space. In english, I sniggered violently at a phrase that would have been perfect for a that's what she said joke. In fourth period, I pulled some girls hair while explaining "They obviously aren't extensions because they didn't grow as a pulled." And now, after asking my most faithful servant Alisha to grab me a can of soda and dust every inch of my house, I am writing about my most recent immature action. Sitting here, bored, I was just skimming Youtube for some clips of people getting hit in the groin with a sludge hammer, and girls who can't figure out that you shouldn't jump on a treadmill that is already moving, when I came across the best movie scene ever. I decided to call up Amanda and ask if her refrigerator was running. When she responds with know, my best option was to say "Let it run free" and hang up the phone! It's not the dumbest thing i've come up with, but it's down there. After my first attempt at being stupid succeeded/failed, I decide I would try another one. Next I asked "Excuse me ma'am, but do you have prince Albert...in a can?" I knew it worked perfectly when she said no, leaving me free to say the punch line "Then you better let him out!" And I guess in order for Amanda to regain her ego, she would have to call me with a knock knock joke, but I was prepared to throw the line "Your shoes' untied" at her and hang up. Now, if only I had blood red hair with a liquid white paper face, and wearing yellow over-alls with a blue shirt beneath, it would make it this much better!